Today, I fucked up… by getting a girl’s name wrong 3 times

today-ifuckedup:

I had recently broken up with my girlfriend and was heartbroken. This girl (Jenny) I knew was in love with me so when she found out, she invited me to spend a few nights in her dorm. So obviously I agreed.

I was a bit sad about the breakup and I have never gotten really drunk, so she decided it would be both fun and interesting to get me very drunk that night.

Drinks come and go and we go to a party. Next thing you know, we are getting ready to “do the do” in her dorm. (Her roommate hooked up with a guy at the party and they were also getting it on in the dorm on her bed)

The lights were off in the dorm so it was dark but a bit of light was coming in through the window so you could see the silhouettes very clearly. Anyways, being the considerate gentleman I am, along with being drunk, I turned around to look at her roommate hooking up with the guy and I asked “Hey, do you guys mind if I eat her out?” (It was the beginning of the school year and I didn’t want to make it awkward between Jenny and her roommate. But I ended up making it awkward between everyone in the dorm. lol)

That wasn’t the fuck up though. In the middle of doing the do, I called Jenny my ex-girlfriend’s name. I then apologized by calling her my ex-girlfriend’s name AGAIN. (I thought this stuff only happened in movies). Being pissed off/drunk, I put my clothes on and walked out of the dorm. I was walking (stumbling) around the campus at 3 AM with no shoes on and only socks. I was trying to figure out a way to explain to her why I did what I just did. After some time alone, I decided it was time to head back and apologize. I found her outside crying in front of the building where the dorms were. As I approached her, I began to apologize by calling her my ex’s name a THIRD time.